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Subject: Toilet humour
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el.mo 2/3/2007 - 11:09:45
Its a unpleasant subject that we would all rather not discuss but it applies 2 every1 of us. This topic is about wot happend whn u last did a number 2. No1 has 2 say i did dis 1 last wk. The types of shyts r as follows: *
el.mo 2/3/2007 - 11:13:15
Ghost shyt: thats the kind that where u feel it c*m out n u have shyt on the loo paper but deres none in the loo. *
el.mo 2/3/2007 - 11:17:33
Clean shyt: The kind where u feel it c*m out, c it in the loo but deres nuffin on the loo paper. *
el.mo 2/3/2007 - 11:48:09
2nd wave shyt: It happens when yor done shyttin, youve pulled yor pants up 2 yor knees n u realise that u have 2 shyt some more *
el.mo 2/3/2007 - 11:52:09
Brain hemorrage shyt: its also known as 'pop a vein in yor forehead' shyt. This 1 u strain so much 2get it out u nearly have a stroke. *
el.mo 2/3/2007 - 9:53:46
sweetcorn shyt: Self explanatory *
el.mo 2/3/2007 - 9:58:31
Log shyt: The kind of shyt that is so huge that u r afraid 2 flush it without 1st breaking it in2 a few pieces with the loo brush. *
el.mo 2/3/2007 - 10:14:25
Drinkers shyt: this is the kind of shyt u have the morning afta a long nite of drinking. It is noticeable by the skid marks left on the bottom of the loo. *
el.mo 2/3/2007 - 10:28:08
Olympic shyt: This shyt occurs exactly 1hr prior 2 the start of any competitive event in which u r entered and bears a close resemblance 2 the drinkers shyt. *
el.mo 2/3/2007 - 10:36:28
'Gee I wish I could shyt' Shyt: Its the kind of shyt where u want 2 shyt, but all u do is sit on the loo wth cramps and f,art alot *
el.mo 2/3/2007 - 10:43:53
Spinal tap shyt: thats the type that hurts so much coming out that u swear it was leaving u sideways. *
el.mo 2/3/2007 - 10:56:09
Liquid shyt: The kind where yellowish brown liquid shoots out of your b*tt cheeks, splashes all over the inside of the loo bowl and at the same time, burns yor tender po*p e. *
el.mo 2/3/2007 - 11:08:03
Wet cheeks shyt: also known as 'the power dump'. Thats the kind out of your so fast that your b*tt cheeks get splashed with the loo water. *
el.mo 2/3/2007 - 11:13:10
Mexican food shyt: A class all of its own. A burning ring of fire is its trademark *
el.mo 2/3/2007 - 11:17:54
The crowd pleaser: This is so intriguing in size and/or appearance that u have 2 show it sum1 *
el.mo 2/3/2007 - 11:21:36
Mood enchancer: this shyt occurs after a lengthy period of constipation, allowing u 2 b your old self again *
el.mo 2/3/2007 - 11:25:42
The ritual: this shyt occurs at the same time each day and is often accomplished wth the aid of a newspaper or other reading material *
el.mo 2/3/2007 - 11:39:02
Guiness book of records shyt: a shyt so noteworthy it should b recorded 4 future generations *
el.mo 2/3/2007 - 11:45:21
The after shock shyt: This shyt has an odour so powerfull that any1 entering the vicinity in the next few hours is affected *
el.mo 2/3/2007 - 11:50:06
The honeymooners shyt: this is the shyt created in the presence of others. *
el.mo 2/3/2007 - 11:55:48
The groaner: a shyt so huge it cannot exit without groaning. *
el.mo 2/3/2007 - 11:58:55
The floater: Characterized by its floatability, this shyt has been known 2 resurface after several flushes *
el.mo 2/4/2007 - 12:05:54
The I dont wanna leave u shyt: A shyt dat refuses which refuses 2 let go. Its usually necessary 2 engage in a rockin or bouncin motion, but quite often the only option is 2 push it away with a piece of loo paper. *
el.mo 2/4/2007 - 12:39:51
Phantom shyt: this appears in the loo mysteriously and no1 will admit 2 putting it there. *
el.mo 2/4/2007 - 12:45:21
Peek A Boo shyt: this appears as a now u see it, now u dont type of shyt. This shyt is playing games wth u. Requires patience and muscle control *
el.mo 2/4/2007 - 12:49:56
The bombshell: A that comes as a complete surprise at a time when its either inappropiate 2 shyt or u r nowhere near shyttin facilities *
el.mo 2/4/2007 - 12:56:48
The snake charmer: a long skinny shyt which has managed 2 coil itself in2 a frightenin position. Usually harmless. *
sinshere 2/4/2007 - 6:23:18
Lmao have neva laughed so much gr8 job hun ur group is also gr8 *
el.mo 2/4/2007 - 6:47:01 
(thankyou) hun. *
kkbrizy 2/4/2007 - 11:09:03
Pmpl i dont know bout shyt cramps but i sure as hell got cramps from laughin now rahaha *
xxstevex 2/4/2007 - 7:42:11 
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el.mo 2/5/2007 - 12:07:08
at kks comments. Poo poo 2 u steve *
tungring 2/6/2007 - 11:02:00
Gee this topic is so full of ! Lol elmo, another great post. Hey i know where the phantom comes from, its someone floaty who didnt expect it to be a floaty . *
el.mo 2/8/2007 - 5:33:13
Lol. I thot dat 2 bout d phantom. *
georgygl 2/25/2007 - 11:18:29
Lmao, laughed so hard i almost wet myself. Gr8 post *
el.mo 2/26/2007 - 3:09:50 
im glad u liked it ge . Thanx 4 replyin. I wish more members would *
croxigal 4/4/2007 - 3:49:09
Lol...u made me laugh like crazy. This post is so tyt.!!! *
el.mo 6/11/2007 - 7:47:50
lol. me again. should i keep or delete this topic *
xd1zzyx 6/13/2007 - 4:49:35
Keep its so ful of shyte yet highly amusin ***n 
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el.mo 6/14/2007 - 2:49:45
thanks dizzy. 
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spud32x 7/18/2007 - 11:47:56
Keep it! 
its a gud topic hun *
el.mo 7/18/2007 - 12:09:38
okie dokie spud, I will keep it.
Ta for the feedback every1, I really appreciate it. *
shazjhb 23.10.07 - 08:37pm
U shld b syndicated hon. had 2 read them 2 all my mates. Well done! *
kazz72 19.11.07 - 11:07am
Not laughed so much in ages! x *
raven4 10.11.08 - 04:51pm
Hey u hav made my day i laughed my off. *
mzd3mn3z 24.06.09 - 03:53am
Good work hun very funny *
