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Subject: Adult Nursery Rhymes
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el.mo 10/2/2006 - 1:08:02
Please dont read these 2 minors. These r very adult. If you r easily offended. Press back now! *
el.mo 10/2/2006 - 1:13:22
Mary mary quite contrairy, how does yor garden grow? Listen u , I live in a flat so how the fyck do i know! *
el.mo 10/2/2006 - 1:17:00
Spider spider on the wall, u think yor smart, u no fyck all. Yor on a wall dats just been plastered. Now yor stuck, u stupid bastar *
el.mo 10/2/2006 - 1:26:04
Little miss druggy sat in her buggy smokin an ounce of weed. Along came a spider. He skinned up beside her and sold her a kilo of speed. *
el.mo 10/2/2006 - 1:30:48
Jack and Jill went up the hill so jack could lick jills funny, but poor jacks gob was filled with cause jills a . *
el.mo 10/2/2006 - 1:35:49
Mary had a little lamb and tied it 2 a pylon. A 1000 volts shot up its and turned it into nylon *
el.mo 10/2/2006 - 1:38:36
Mary had a little lamb, its coat was full of fleas and what is more the runt had foot and mouth disease. *
el.mo 10/2/2006 - 1:41:05
Mirror mirror on the wall, whos the fairest of them all? The mirror laughed then made a grunt. It sure aint u . U ugly runt *
el.mo 10/2/2006 - 1:46:21
Old mother hubbard went to the cupboard to fetch the poor dog a bone. But when she bent over, Rover took over and gave her a bone of his own! *
el.mo 10/2/2006 - 1:49:34
Jack and jill went up the hill 2 fetch a pail of water. We dont no what they did up there but they have came back with a daughter *
el.mo 10/2/2006 - 1:51:39
Jack n jill went up the hill 2 have a little fun but stupid jill forgot the pill and now they have a son. *
el.mo 10/3/2006 - 10:03:13
Mary had a little bike. Her seat was back 2 front, and every time she pulled on the brakes the seat went up her c.nt *
el.mo 10/4/2006 - 1:11:18
Im a little ny*pho short and sweet, my squels r erotic, my moves r unique. When i get turned on, here me shout, bend me over and eat me out! *
el.mo 10/4/2006 - 1:15:47
Humpty dumpty fd a fat hor. Humpty dumpty sp*nked on the floor and all the kings horses and all the kings laid d ho dwn n had her again *
el.mo 10/4/2006 - 1:20:04
Humpty dumpty sat on the wall. Humpty dumpty had a great fall. All the kings horses and all the kings men said fyck him, hes only a egg. *
el.mo 10/4/2006 - 1:22:49
Peter peter pumpkin eater had a wife and liked 2 beat her. Smacked her twice around the head, fycked her and went 2 bed *
tungring 10/17/2006 - 3:54:39
Lol love em ellen. Mines a bit tame but ere goes. Mary had a little lamb she thought he was quite silly, one day she picked him up and saw his little, will was a watchdog sitting on the grass, along came a b*mble bee and stung him on the, *
tungring 10/17/2006 - 3:58:01
And stung him on the, ask no questions tell no lies, i saw three china men doing up their, flies are a nuciance mosquitoes are worse and that is the end of my silly little verse. Lol my mother taught me that one. *
el.mo 1/7/2007 - 10:26:21
Pmpl. Good 1 jas. Does ne1 no ne rhymes that rnt in this topic? Im tryin 2 refresh the older topics *
xxstevex 1/15/2007 - 2:53:27
There woz an old woman frn ealing, who had a terrible feeling, she lay on her bak, opened her crak, n pist all ova the ceiling 
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el.mo 1/15/2007 - 4:47:07 
it mustv bn a low ceiling or a high bed *
walnutz 1/27/2007 - 1:12:28
Jack an jill went up the hill to eat some bread an cheese.. Jack came down wi a great big grin 
an his trousers round his knees *
el.mo 6/28/2007 - 2:22:12
Jus bringin the topic to the first page for those that havent seen it. 
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walnutz 2.10.07 - 11:01pm
mary had a little ram full of fun and frolicks.... it tried to jump a barbed wire fence an ripped off both of its bollicks 
poor rammy lol 
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kazz72 19.11.07 - 11:24am
Humpty dumpty sat on the bed, little bo peep was giving him head, all of a sudden she started to weep, she knew by the taste he'd been her sheep! *
cpm 29.02.12 - 02:09pm
My granny played for ireland..she nearly scored a goal but she done d splits burst her t*ts and d ball went ur her hole :) *
